What Would Kinky Do?: How to Unscrew a Screwed-Up World
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St. Martin's Publishing Group, 2008.
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Language
English
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9781429928878
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Kinky Friedman., & Kinky Friedman|AUTHOR. (2008). What Would Kinky Do?: How to Unscrew a Screwed-Up World . St. Martin's Publishing Group.
Chicago / Turabian - Author Date Citation, 17th Edition (style guide)Kinky Friedman and Kinky Friedman|AUTHOR. 2008. What Would Kinky Do?: How to Unscrew a Screwed-Up World. St. Martin's Publishing Group.
Chicago / Turabian - Humanities (Notes and Bibliography) Citation, 17th Edition (style guide)Kinky Friedman and Kinky Friedman|AUTHOR. What Would Kinky Do?: How to Unscrew a Screwed-Up World St. Martin's Publishing Group, 2008.
MLA Citation, 9th Edition (style guide)Kinky Friedman, and Kinky Friedman|AUTHOR. What Would Kinky Do?: How to Unscrew a Screwed-Up World St. Martin's Publishing Group, 2008.
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Full title | what would kinky do how to unscrew a screwed up world |
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