First of all let me say that the only reason I have written this book is because Mr. Paul Newman simply does not have the ability to do so on his own. It will not escape the reader's notice when they become familiar with his persona that he would have been incapable of writing it without my own assistance. I am a ghost writer. That is to say I write other people's books for them and get paid a pittance for the privilege. My own books have not been...

ABOUT THE TITLEI started writing this book (first in my mind) when Monty Python was filming the The Life of Brian. I had no idea, as it was only shown here in Hungary more than ten years later, and I was not one of the well-informed few, I didn't even speak English. Yet I noticed the same thing as the Big Team: how many ridiculous contradictions there are in the Bible and in the respect for it. At first - when I still considered myself a Christian...

The Gang Goes Camping is an Always Sunny in Philadelphia fan fiction ghost writing screenplay I made for a writing contest at Nickelodeon in 2021. The gang goes camping- on a golf course.

Why God Why is a collection of bizarre, hilarious, occasionally touching and occasionally creepy flash fiction pieces."Matt Rowan writes as if he'd spent the past several years living inside a Russell Edson poem. Hands come from the sky to offer uninterpretable signs, superheroes with terrible powers make peace with themselves, public speakers demonstrate their insect-enlarging guns (necessary for world peace!) or declare that we must defeat the menace...

There is a great war coming. The Duck has been waiting, watching and preparing to once again rise and crush humanity. Those enlightened few of us who are capable of seeing this threat in time must learn, study and arm ourselves against the coming storm. Use this book to educate yourself and prepare for what may be our species' most perilous days.

Was my troubled head to be the frequent theater of horrors for a malicious being?The absurdity of it all went clean through me like a draft emanating from the beating wings of Lucifer.In response I laughed out aloud. An insane chuckle that burrowed into the night with demonic urgency.My lament was purely comical. I was shaking my fist at the skies, imploring a deaf deity to dance to my song. "How so you fool?" I queried myself laughing some more.By...

Tales of despair, insanity and most important, hope. Each one exhilarating than the other.

What do you get when you put a hardworking, can-do middle-class young woman together with an egotistical, outrageous, billionaire boss, then throw in the worst week of disasters imaginable? Trent Lancaster spends one month without his Executive Assistant (or as his driver refers to Carrie: 'Trent's brain, left hand, and right hand'). He's had a miserable month without her at his side and to ensure it never happens again, he intends to marry this...

The Floor of Heaven is just 257 steps to get to.Something great must be at the Floor of Heaven and you should jump onto the first step and start the climb for salvation.Like all books about faith, this is a counting book. We count up all 257 steps.Surprising things happen on the way to the Floor of Heaven. Will they make sense? Who knows? I mean, does heaven make sense.Take the steps and find out. The only way to reach paradise is by climbing. And...

Due to the Coronavirus there is a shortage of toilet paper in the country. So when terrorists hijack the last known shipment of toilet paper, the Prime Minister knows it will lead to a civil war if the toilet paper isn't recovered. Fast. So he sends his best agent: Agent Penguin, the cutest penguin in British Intelligence. A surreal comedy short story starring a talking penguin.